Funny Airline Magazine Ad

Here's a funny ad I found in United's Hemispheres magazine.

Embraer E195 Engine

It's Really Clean

Airplane!

I like living near the SFO approach.

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The A319 has great proportions.

Frontier A319 in Denver

Thanks American

There's a video too.

Lufthansa Group Goes Spend Based for Mile Earning

More airlines are moving to a revenue based mileage earning model and Lufthansa is just the latest in a long list. I earn Lufthansa miles from partners, Avis and duty free shopping mostly, so I can get discounts on trinkets from the Lufthansa World Shop (3,000 mile minimum to redeem in store). Partner earning isn't impacted, so I'm not worried.

I Love Flying

I Even Enjoy Waiting

Free Checked Bags

I'm flying Southwest a lot in 2018 and excited for free checked bags. My wife earned a companion pass, so I fly free too. 

Bags and Me Fly Free

Remember To Earn Points or Cash with Online Shopping

Remember to use airline shopping portals or MrRebates to earn cash or points back with your online shopping.

Cash Back is Better than Spirit Miles

EI-EIE A320 for Alitalia

Cool registration, better if it ended in O or 0.

Irish Registered Alitalia A320

Happy Weekend

I hope you are comfortable with your status levels on the year. Don't trust the final days of the year to mileage or mattress run because there''s no margin for disruption.

I Got Star Gold from United Gold in 2017

Good Lounge

A good view is critical to a good airline lounge experience. The T2 lounge in Madrid has a wonderful view.

Runway and Ramp Activities

United Polaris 767 Experience

It's funny United is telling me about all the cool stuff (lounge and seat) I won't be experiencing. My flight was over 5 hour late, so I switched to Lufthansa and had a lovely experience. 

Dear Andrew,

Your upcoming travel includes our brand new United PolarisSM experience, which brings a new level of quality to every aspect of premium cabin travel. The transition to United Polaris service represents our largest product transformation in a generation.

Your first United Polaris flight:*
Reservation Number: ABC123
Departure Date: November 28, 2017
From: Madrid  To: New York/Newark

About United Polaris

The United Polaris experience was created to provide travelers with enhanced comfort and relaxation for real sleep in the sky.

SERVICE

Relax on board with services and amenities focused on inflight comfort and restful sleep. Enjoy elevated dining options, custom Saks Fifth Avenue bedding, and more.

LOUNGE

Enjoy an exclusive experience and unparalleled pre-flight relaxation. Chicago O'Hare is home to the first United Polaris lounge, with eight other locations opening through 2018.

SEAT

We've developed new custom-designed, direct-aisle-access business class seats, which will start arriving in the coming months.

We're confident that our new United Polaris service and amenities will truly elevate your travel, and we hope you're excited to take part in such a momentous product launch.

Thank you for choosing United, and we look forward to seeing you on board.

Lufthansa is Still Better

Iberian A340

They like the 4 engine Airbus, cheap to buy and good performance for high altitude fields in Latin America.

Happy Adventures!

I'd Only Want to Fly Delta Jets

Thanksgiving Photo Post

Expect Lines This Week

30% Off at the Airbus Shop

Get 30% off for Black Friday (Nov 24-26) at the Airbus Shop. Also save about 19% on VAT if you are shipping outside the EU. 

I'd Bet the A380 is Discounted Year Round

Functional 727-200 at Guam

You don't see 727's flying much these days, but there's one based in Guam flying cargo around the region for Asia Pacific Airlines.

Boeing 727 for Asia Pacific Airlines

AA Holiday Bonus Miles

Not as generous as years past, but an easy 500 miles or 5,000 with minimal effort. The catch is that the offer is limited to 10 specific partners. It's worth registering and buying something via the online mall.

I'll Take It

From the Flight Deck is Back

United's From the Flight Deck audio station, channel 9, is back on 777-300's. The station plays the ATC feed from the cockpit. It's really fun to listen to, especially around taxi, take off, and landing. It was part of the United brand standard until they took out in flight entertainment on narrow body aircraft and installed uncomfortable seats on wide body planes

Guam Airport

While mileage running for status, I found myself with extra time in Guam. It looks close to the water, but isn't. I recommend renting a car if you have a few hours for a layover.

View from United Club at my 737 to Tokyo

Miserable IHG Value

IHG has really gone down hill since they removed the price caps by brand on award nights. For 30,000 points (enough for a free night or two), they'll pay the $85 Pre Check fee. I don't recommend paying that fee even with money because for an extra $15, you can get PreCheck and Global Entry.

IHG Award Nights Start at 5,000 Points

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The 10 wide coach seating on domestic 777's and 777-300ER's has ruined the onboard experience for me. Way to suck the fun out of flying. Again.

Crowded Back There

Sad Sight - Final United 747 at SFO Landing

The special United 747 farewell flight to Hawaii returned yesterday, empty of passengers and joy. I grabbed a picture at work.

N118UA coming in to SFO one last time

United 747-400 Friendship

I spotted the special 747-400 United is using for farewell flights.

United 747-400 at SFO - Soon a Thing of the Past

United Wants New 767's?

United floated the idea of buying new 767's even though the aircraft is cargo and USAF tanker only now. I feel they this may help them get a deal on A330's or 787's.

I Don't See Many 767's on the West Coast

United 2549

United Airlines 2549 is a fun flight number with flights like SFO-OAK.

United Airlines 737-900ER

Boeing Store Christmas Sale

The Boeing Store has announced their Christmas sale plans and Nov 13-26 is the ideal time to buy a PacMin model.

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I booked the last flights I need for my 2017 status goals. I have a lot of time in coach ahead of me.

Nice Day to Fly

Qantas Will Buy You a Passport

Qantas will buy Americans a passport, but not a visa to Australia. 

We’ve heard the majority of Americans don’t own a valid US passport. Since we’re not your typical airline, we’d like to do something about that.

Just book your trip to Australia with Qantas, and we’ll cover the cost of your new passport. That’s $135 off your booking, per person, on all eligible flights. If you have a passport already, no worries, you can still enjoy the discount. Consider it our contribution to your next one.

Book your Australian vacation today with Qantas’ Passport Take-Off.

Thanks Mate

Free Shipping at the Boeing Store

Use code OCTSHIP at check out for free shipping from the Boeing Store. I'm going to grab a hat or a shirt. Maybe a sticker or two. Maybe more.

Nice Looking 717

Cool United 747 Send Off

I like the idea of United selling 747 mementos for miles. I don't think the value is good though. The panel and window frame already sold out, so I suppose enough people disagree.

Farewell Friend

For a better deal on seats, check eBay.

Goodbye United 747-400

United is retiring the 747-422 in early November. I still see a few each day landing at SFO and they look much better than the 777-300ER. They are also more comfortable in coach.

Quit It United

United needs to stop removing moving walkways and making airports homogeneous. Newark was first, now Houston Intercontinental is at it.

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Lovely SFO Arrival

My flight into SFO last night was like a sightseeing trip with an amazing view of San Francisco and Oakland on the way in. We were also 20 minutes early.

Great View on the Left Side

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United won't stop until all padding in coach is removed.

Please Quit It

SFO Delays

With the fires in Sanoma, SFO is experiencing serious delays due to reduced visibility.

Happy Status Runs

Good luck booking that extra trip or two to get the next status level.

Not Bad if Your Upgrade Clears

Korean Business Class Sale

2% isn't enough to motivate a purchase, but use code BIZSAVINGS for 2% for a discount on business class on Korean Airlines.

Happy Travels

Enjoy your weekend adventures!

Thanks Hertz!

Wow, car rentals are crazy expensive over Christmas weekend. Thanks Hertz points for saving me $950 on a 5 day rental. My account balance was cleared out, but it is worth it.

I Don't Have Many Car or Hotel Pictures

Good Deal On American Miles

30 miles per dollar on magazine subscriptions at the AAdvantage Mall. It's better value than buying them.

Lonely Regional Jet

Kick the Tires

And light the fires, I feel the need for speed! I'm flying today.

Bridgestone Makes Aviation Tires Too