It's Still Funny

Really?

Don't travel with pets.

Just Leave It At Home

I'm With United on This One

The crazies don't always have service animals.

Just Comply

20% Off Boeing Store

20% Off at the Boeing store with code thank417.

Fun Boeing Plane

Great Day To Fly

Weather looks great!

I'd Like A United Tulip Next

Thank You Westjet

I love April Fools jokes.

Ambitious Upsell United

United sure is ambitious on the upgrade prices the day of departure. $35 and hour is a reasonable rate for me if I'm having a lousy day and it's not a 737.

$230 / Hour for First